See Tim, that’s the difference between you and I. Organisation. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn.

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What even is your face?

What even is your face?

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otp 

Their faces 

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Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft. 

I don’t think I have ever in the history of ever bolted upright in my bed after being asleep. Doesn’t mean this isn’t funny though. 

Stop this Mindless violence

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